jurassic park: jeff goldblum walks seductively towards a big pile of dinosaur shit
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i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.
when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.
maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.
is that magic??
honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.
My ankles never twist. I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away. I pulled my shoe on and kept running.
I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button. I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break. My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots. I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.
Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have. Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.
this is the cutest post i have ever read…
Nooo I’ve actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I’ve never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they’re illogically lucky at?
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I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.
I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY
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I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.
I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY
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Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3
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Wow…,,,,,, you don’t like pop music??..,. Wow,… That really..,,,,,,.,, makes you so so very intelligent….. You are the elite individuals in our generation.,,,.,, you truly are unique.,,,,,
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Part of the New Internet Grammar: using question marks not to denote questions, but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.
why would you do this
It just seems right?
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Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
- Don’t Stop Believing
- Bohemian Rhapsody
- Living On A Prayer
- Come On Eileen
- Sweet Caroline
- Shot Through the Heart
- Pour Some Sugar on Me
- Sweet Home Alabama
- Under Pressure
- Shook Me All Night Long
- Ice Ice Baby
- Cotton Eyed Joe
- 500 Miles
- Wonderwall
- Buddy Holly
- A Thousand Miles
- Teenage Dirtbag
- Red Solo Cup
- Mr Brightside
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- Eye of the Tiger
- Chicken Fried
- American Pie
- I Love Rock and Roll
- Dancing Queen
- Don’t You Want Me
- We Will Rock You
- The Time Warp
- Hey Jude
- Piano Man
- This Is How We Do It
- Drops of Jupiter
- Hey Soul Sister
- In The End
- All The Small Things
- Stacy’s Mom
- Kryptonite
- All Star
- You Found Me
- Bad Day
- Bring Me To Life
- Dance, Dance
- Sugar We’re Going Down
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies
- All The Small Things
- Ocean Avenue
- Dirty Little Secret
- Margaritaville
- Sk8er Boi
- Brown Eyed Girl
- Life Is A Highway
- Some Nights
- Little Lion Man
- Breakeven
- Hey There Delilah
- Viva La Vida
- Use Somebody
- Carry On My Wayward Son
- Take On Me
- 1985
- Iris
- I’m Awesome
- Seven Nation Army
- September
- Since U Been Gone
- Skinny Love
- Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
- Bye Bye Bye
- Say It Ain’t So
- Somewhere Only We Know
- I’m Yours
- Last Resort
- My Girl
- Tiny Dancer
- Roxanne
- Shout
- I’m a Believer
- Soul Man
- Feel Good Inc
- Check Yes Juliet
- Walking On Sunshine
- MMM Bop
- Pumped up Kicks
- Hooked On A Feeling
- It’s A Beautiful Day
- Summer Girls
- Before He Cheats
- Happy Together
- You Make My Dreams Come True
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
- DONTTRUSTME
- Shake It (Metro Station)
- Juke Box Hero
- Girls Just Want To Have Fun
I, a white people, can confirm.
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